Hello! My name is Kat Suricata (pronounced ser·ih·KOT·ah), and I’m a creative writer with hopes of becoming a published fiction author. If you buy into personality metrics, I’ve made a collection of the various ones I’ve accumulated. If you don’t, you’re probably smarter than I am. I love you, and I believe in you and your ability to accomplish your dreams.

I have a writing blog for my short fiction, and I made the most famous alternative viewing order for the television show Steven Universe. In no particular order, other interests include: politics, music, tabletop/video gaming, loose leaf tea, medicine, privacy/security, and the pursuit of learning. I’m going through school to become a clinical medical assistant.

In terms of beliefs, I’m a democratic socialist and agnostic atheist. I’m also deeply and unusually ill: I have avoidant personality disorder (59 in 2,500), I’m in remission for idiopathic aplastic anemia (1 in 500,000), and I have hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos syndrome (1 in 5,000 for any subtype) and its own potentially-lethal comorbidity (1 in 12 of all EDS patients), amongst other conditions. There are no known associations between the above, so even just with those, the odds come out to 1/500000 × 59/2500 × (1/12 × 1/5000) = 59 in 75,000,000,000,000, or about 0.000000000000786%. I am, unfortunately, quite disabled as a result.